Blogoff!!


Legend has it I really only got into blogging to pass the hours from my lackluster stay abreast a seedy little love motel nestled in the bossomy mountains of South Korea. I began, and ended, my blogging stint inside those four walls.

And so begins a new journey- this time returning to Korea with direction and guidance, friends and associates, lovers and ex's, a kick ass band with gigs, and a further developed passion for the orient.

You might be sitting there, a little cautious of our first encounter and my unquestionable abandonment, and say " I dont know if I trust this young bucks committment"- and you have all the right to think that, and it might even happen again- but if you choose to say nay, thank you! you might miss out on the dirty goodness of my life, as it has so unfolded in the last year and a half, including such stories as; cocaine... what's that?: the town of a thousand whores: the police, two condoms and a handful of fireworks- and countless other untouchables like; Stabbed. No, thank you!: Its gonna cost me how much?: How to lose 22 lbs before labor day- dyssentry!-and many, many more like; 1 gig ='s 3 gals The old money miracle: I'm sorry officer, I don't understand what you're saying! and Ping Pong in Patpong

So if your looking for a bandwagon to jump on, grab your saddle and a nice diet soda and park your generalizingly overweight American backside infront of your generalizingly Asian computer and relive my life with me, Louis. God knows you will love it and I respect your choice in believing in your own god- dont forget that.

Updated perhaps daily,weekly,or whenifeellikey- so frequent my shreddin' blog to stay close and intouch with your most loveable, beloved, loverboy.

One love


Saturday, January 13, 2007

Pencil/Handsome Teacher

I wanted to start this blog with a little saying thats been going around the camp. So like I said their is about 100 little Koreans running around and everytime they pass you they say Hi or How are you, etc... Well for the past few days I have been referred to almost exclusively as Pencil teacher or Handsome teacher, especially from the boys! Korea is a weird country.

They call me pencil teacher because.... now this is crazy. I carry a pencil behind my ear. And well we all know why they call me handsome teacher... but it never gets old. Some even put put two together and call me Pencil Fashion Teacher. You know a small hometown jewish boy could get used to all this attention, even if its from 9 year olds.

So the past couple days have been same ol'. Teach the same kids but as of lately I have been doing the theme class which is a "flea market". So me and another teacher work together and get two classes, so roughly 20 kids. We discuss the object of a flea market 'buying' and 'selling' goods and trying to save money, which is where my judaism comes in handy.

One kid actually was in tears today when the market raised a nail clipper set from 1000 to 4200 won in a dual to outbid the other. It came down to a tough desicion and a very realistic life situation of "rock, paper, scissors". And like all situations you have a winner and loser, but it only made him stronger. So class ended and then I hit up the pingpong room which I have been doing the past couple days.

Well let me tell you this. Korea being known for its Pingpong runs in their blood, verses a canadian Jew who hasnt picked up a paddle in say.... 3 year+. Well you could only imagine my eyes when i wooped some Korean ass going 3-1 against Hong Ju. Then 3-1 against the korean camp organizer. Lastly, in an intense necktie loosening tie breaking game 1-1 with the Mr. Sal the head instructor, it came down to a deuce that went back and forth for 5 serves, until I unfortunately led the pressure get to me and lost the match, not only for myself but for my people of Canada and Jews worldwide.

I ran out of money today and have to head to the bank to change over some american. Today January 13th 2007, the currency convertion on $750.00 american would convert in $704,997 won, meaning I could buy a beachhouse off Hauendae in Busan. no jk everything is actually really expensive and over priced for no reason. LG and Samsung products which are produced and manufactured here, go for the same if not more than if they were shipped to Canada and sold at a future shop, it really blows the mind. But luckily my motel has a LG mini fridge already and a Samsung t.v.

And with this talk about overpriced goods, it has got me upset and when im upset i get tired and bothered so I am going to go to bed.

Heres to the mom and pops

6 comments:

the mom said...

you will always be my handsome/pencil son...keep those blogs coming...love them and you..the Mom

karen said...

Jews can't play ping pong...what were you thinking??







haha kidding!! pencil teacher...thats funny. Ok have a good day!! miss you xoxo

dog lover said...

you will always be my handsome/pencil great nephew.
love the reading. stay with it.
love it and you. "the great aunt"

Alexis....................on FYA said...

handsome? well....i guess it is hard to see through those slits for eyes...jks!! omg i am so glad i finally read ur blogs they r hilarious, a great start to my day, in fact im sub-ing them with my morning coffee from now on. It sounds really cool in korea, and im glad ur having the experience of a lifetime, remember to live it to its fullest! ill miss u!!!

Alexis....................on FYA said...

handsome? well....i guess it is hard to see through those slits for eyes...jks!! omg i am so glad i finally read ur blogs they r hilarious, a great start to my day, in fact im sub-ing them with my morning coffee from now on. It sounds really cool in korea, and im glad ur having the experience of a lifetime, remember to live it to its fullest! ill miss u!!!

rswc90 said...

Instead of ping pong why not teach them golf! What a great adventure you sound like you are having! I am really proud of you! Love, your auntie - All the way from (Maine & )Ohio.